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    1 ladka apani GF ka cell check kar raha tha, Ye dekhne ke liye ki usne kis nam se uska no save kiya hai? jab usne mis cal di to likha aaya MURGA NO 8 Submitted by anshuman pathak lucknow
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  • Ali
    by Ali 7 years ago
    1 ladka apani GF ka cell check kar raha tha,
    Ye dekhne ke liye ki usne kis nam se uska no save kiya hai?
    jab usne mis cal di to likha aaya MURGA NO 8
    Submitted by anshuman pathak
    lucknow
  • Mubashir
    by Mubashir 7 years ago
    Wordperfect Customer Support
    Actual dialogue of a former Wordperfect Customer Support Employee (CSE)

    Customer Support Employee (CSE): May I help you?

    Customer: Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.

    CSE: What sort of trouble?

    Customer: Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.

    CSE: Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?

    Customer: Nothing.

    CSE: Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?

    Customer: How do I tell?

    CSE: Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?

    Customer: What's a sea-prompt?

    CSE: Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?

    Customer: There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type.

    CSE: Does your monitor have a power indicator?

    Customer: What's a monitor?

    CSE: It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?

    Customer: I don't know.

    CSE: Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?

    Customer: Yes, I think so.

    CSE: Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.

    Customer: I can't. It's dark out here.

    CSE: Dark?

    Customer: There's a power outage.

    CSE: A power... A power outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in with?

    Customer: Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.

    CSE: Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.

    Customer: Really? Is it that bad?

    CSE: Yes, I'm afraid it is.
    Customer: Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?

    CSE: Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer.

    Hahaha huun huun Amma hahahahahahah Ammare hahahahahahah. Kahanse aaya re baawa hahahahahaha hunn hunn hunn.
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